Aqua Aficionado Gifts

Water.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Bring your own inflatable.

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Artifishial Intelligence

'So who needs sonar?!'

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Fish with a human in a bowl.

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

"I think it loves us."

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

A school of fish.

Lifesaver!

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

Dolphin

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

A family playing in the sea

"These kids and their shellfies..."

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

Making fun of Starfish.

A man runs on the water from a shark.

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

'Miss Wislson please bring me my spear gun.'

"I've been at loose ends lately."

Scuba diver in a fishmongers