Aqua Aficionado Gifts

Water.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Bring your own inflatable.

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Artifishial Intelligence

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

'So who needs sonar?!'

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Fish with a human in a bowl.

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

"I think it loves us."

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

Lifesaver!

A school of fish.

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Dolphin

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

"These kids and their shellfies..."

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

"I've been at loose ends lately."

A man runs on the water from a shark.

'Miss Wislson please bring me my spear gun.'

A family playing in the sea

Making fun of Starfish.

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

Whale-to-whale resuscitation