Aquatic Life Aficionado Gifts

Whale-to-whale resuscitation

Fingerlings.

"Ooh, this one sounds interesting, 'Single, vegetarian, bulbous, with moves like a lava lamp.'"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Artifishial Intelligence

'So who needs sonar?!'

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

Fish with a human in a bowl.

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

Leak in the fish tank.

"I think it loves us."

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

A school of fish.

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

Dolphin

Cat and fishing instruction

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."