Marine Life Aficionado Gifts

'Would you look at that: Rubbish everywhere!...'

'I don't see the problem.'

"One of those fish with the eyes on the same side to see you, sir."

Poor thing, it must be starving!

'Dad, do we zap in AC or DC?'

Whale Piñata.

"So...tell me...why did you come to the emergency room?"

Why lobsters are so expensive

"...and here's where we ran out of Latin."

Octoporn

"My dramatic entrance is ruined."

Two divers sword fighting under water with swordfish

'Don't worry Darling, they're scientists'

'Rats, it's the Titanic: No point following it as they say it's unsinkable...'

'Doris, can we talk about the fight the boys had? I mean, octopuses,will be octopuses.'

'If... - Then...'

At Whelkaholics

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"Mind the whale, dear."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

The Food Chain

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

Batman O' War

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

'Your secondhand smoke is giving the hermit crab a hacking cough!'

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."