Sea Life Aficionado Gifts

Shark picking lock to diver's cage.

"In order to survive the shark needs to move constantly."

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

No-one messed with the Crays.

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

"Pay up Vito, or else you'll be sleeping with the fishes. . . but, ya know, not like usual."

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

Oregon Eclipse Watching, August 21, 2017

Fast Food Fly-Thru

"Well, I don't know I'd call you lucky, but I do agree your boyfriend is quite a catch."

"Four times daily, and I wouldn't worry too much, it's probably tension."

'The secret of staying slim is to keep moving.'

hedgehog life raft.

'I'm not really hungry but I keep eating tons of fish because I need the Omega 3 fish oil to help lower my triglycerides.'

"...I haven't managed to light one yet!"

"I'd like to report this stowaway I discovered two weeks ago, Captain."

Seapark. That's funny, Ernie --- but it's not called a "squad" of squid.

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"Mind the whale, dear."

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

Leak in the fish tank.

Batman O' War

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'You've changed since we got married.'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...