Sea Life Aficionado Gifts

Shark picking lock to diver's cage.

"In order to survive the shark needs to move constantly."

No-one messed with the Crays.

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

"Pay up Vito, or else you'll be sleeping with the fishes. . . but, ya know, not like usual."

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

Oregon Eclipse Watching, August 21, 2017

Fast Food Fly-Thru

"Well, I don't know I'd call you lucky, but I do agree your boyfriend is quite a catch."

"Four times daily, and I wouldn't worry too much, it's probably tension."

'The secret of staying slim is to keep moving.'

hedgehog life raft.

'I'm not really hungry but I keep eating tons of fish because I need the Omega 3 fish oil to help lower my triglycerides.'

"...I haven't managed to light one yet!"

"I'd like to report this stowaway I discovered two weeks ago, Captain."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"Mind the whale, dear."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

Leak in the fish tank.

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'You've changed since we got married.'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."