Sea Life Enthusiast Gifts

"Otis - stop playing with your food!"

"Help us!!"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

'I hate those new energy efficient eels. They think they're so special.'

'Says here that you broke your tooth while eating a human. Sorry sir, but accidents that happen during 'food-for-fun' are not covered under your dental plan.'

How Lawyers Evolved.

"I just wanted to say I've always been a big fan."

"Daddy, Daddy, I want a balloon fish too!"

Hmmm

"Stop saying are we there yet! We are never there"

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

Chef finds Seal in his pot.

"Just my luck! I'm vegetarian!"

"Me? Defensive? What are you talking about?"

"You're tough to shop for."

'Oooh! My cousin got a 5 star review! What's it say?'

'Call me paranoid if you like, but I feel as if people are watching me all the time...'

'Ok, yes, we like your singing, but NOT all day long...'

All of a sudden, Jed wasn't feeling quite so confident.

'You really must try these Harry. Sarah does the best fingerfood!'

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

"Hook Made in China? I thought we were in Cap Cod!"

The Seahoover

'It started with the remoras, but then I picked up a catfish, a few rays, an eel, some perch...'

Shark

'Here come the slimmer people.'

"Won't they suffocate by standing still for so long?"

Playbuoy: 'Oooh, Mama.'

'Mate, when did you get your tongue pierced..?'

'Okay, Jack... you're under arrest!'

Midnight, December 31, 2000. For the first time in 1000 years, the tern of the Century heralds the Prawn of a New Millennium.

'Sea' World of Japan: 'Seal clubbing on the hour.'

'Winkles - they get everywhere!'