Sea Life Enthusiast Gifts

"Otis - stop playing with your food!"

"Help us!!"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

'I hate those new energy efficient eels. They think they're so special.'

'Says here that you broke your tooth while eating a human. Sorry sir, but accidents that happen during 'food-for-fun' are not covered under your dental plan.'

How Lawyers Evolved.

"I just wanted to say I've always been a big fan."

'Ok, yes, we like your singing, but NOT all day long...'

'Oooh! My cousin got a 5 star review! What's it say?'

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

'Call me paranoid if you like, but I feel as if people are watching me all the time...'

Hmmm

All of a sudden, Jed wasn't feeling quite so confident.

'You really must try these Harry. Sarah does the best fingerfood!'

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

"Hook Made in China? I thought we were in Cap Cod!"

"Stop saying are we there yet! We are never there"

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

"Daddy, Daddy, I want a balloon fish too!"

Chef finds Seal in his pot.

"Just my luck! I'm vegetarian!"

"Me? Defensive? What are you talking about?"

"You're tough to shop for."

'Winkles - they get everywhere!'

'Sea' World of Japan: 'Seal clubbing on the hour.'

Midnight, December 31, 2000. For the first time in 1000 years, the tern of the Century heralds the Prawn of a New Millennium.

'Okay, Jack... you're under arrest!'

'Mate, when did you get your tongue pierced..?'

Shark

The Seahoover

'It started with the remoras, but then I picked up a catfish, a few rays, an eel, some perch...'

Playbuoy: 'Oooh, Mama.'

'Here come the slimmer people.'

"Won't they suffocate by standing still for so long?"