Sea Life Admirers Gifts

'Be honest, Dad. As plankton, where are we on the food chain?'

"How can I tell if a girl likes me?"

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"Mind the whale, dear."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"They're so like us."

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"He was a sea rescue."

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

How Swordfish Are Born

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

'You've changed since we got married.'

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

Watching Sea Life.

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

Shark food pyramid.

Whale Piñata.

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'