Sea Life Admirers Mugs

'Be honest, Dad. As plankton, where are we on the food chain?'

"How can I tell if a girl likes me?"

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"Mind the whale, dear."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"They're so like us."

"He was a sea rescue."

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

How Swordfish Are Born

Batman O' War

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

'You've changed since we got married.'

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

'They call me Portugese Man of War, but I'm really just a jellyfish of love.'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

Watching Sea Life.

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

'Your secondhand smoke is giving the hermit crab a hacking cough!'

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

Whale Piñata.