Sea Life Aficionados Mugs

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Horror movies

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Cat eats date.

'You've changed since we got married.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

Watching Sea Life.

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

Whale Piñata.

Shark food pyramid.

Sea Change.

Stop Human Footing

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

'…and I want you to limit yourself to 3 feeding frenzies a day.'

Fast Food Fly-Thru

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

'Don't worry Darling, they're scientists'