Sea Life Fans Mugs

'It doesn't feel like a Tuesday. It feels more like a Thursday.'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Lazy Octopus

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

"I don't do windows."

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

How Swordfish Are Born

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

'You've changed since we got married.'

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

Dolphin

Watching Sea Life.

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

Shark food pyramid.

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

Sea Change.

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