Sea Life Fans T-Shirts

'It doesn't feel like a Tuesday. It feels more like a Thursday.'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Lazy Octopus

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

"I don't do windows."

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

How Swordfish Are Born

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

'You've changed since we got married.'

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'They call me Portugese Man of War, but I'm really just a jellyfish of love.'

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

'Your secondhand smoke is giving the hermit crab a hacking cough!'

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

Dolphin

Watching Sea Life.

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

Shark food pyramid.

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

Sea Change.