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'The problem with being a hermit crab is that I lack social skills...'

'What's it like?'

"Do you remember what you had for lunch last Thursday?"

Stop sneaking up on me like that!

'Of course, this is a one-tide stand- that's how we jellyfish operate.'

'Keep pushing, guys. Here comes the ship that ran over Ernie last night.'

"I have put on a few pounds, but it's mostly water weight."

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"Mind the whale, dear."

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Leak in the fish tank.

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Batman O' War

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'You've changed since we got married.'

'They call me Portugese Man of War, but I'm really just a jellyfish of love.'

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

'Your secondhand smoke is giving the hermit crab a hacking cough!'

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."