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'The problem with being a hermit crab is that I lack social skills...'

'What's it like?'

"Do you remember what you had for lunch last Thursday?"

'Of course, this is a one-tide stand- that's how we jellyfish operate.'

'Keep pushing, guys. Here comes the ship that ran over Ernie last night.'

"I have put on a few pounds, but it's mostly water weight."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"Mind the whale, dear."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Leak in the fish tank.

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'You've changed since we got married.'

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

Shark food pyramid.

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'