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"I'm thinking the little fella's from Maine."

No kidding Frank, she had legs from here to about thirty fathoms!"

"Why on earth do you brush your teeth? A fishy-breath is so much nicer than a minty-breath..."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

Neptune

Leak in the fish tank.

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Shark infested custard!

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

Did you find our menorah?

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

"I've been at loose ends lately."

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

Sea Change.

Fast Food Fly-Thru

Stop Human Footing

Sea Monster

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'