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"I'm thinking the little fella's from Maine."

No kidding Frank, she had legs from here to about thirty fathoms!"

"Why on earth do you brush your teeth? A fishy-breath is so much nicer than a minty-breath..."

"I promise. . . it wasn't me!"

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

Neptune

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Leak in the fish tank.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Shark infested custard!

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

'They call me Portugese Man of War, but I'm really just a jellyfish of love.'

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

'Your secondhand smoke is giving the hermit crab a hacking cough!'

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

Did you find our menorah?

"I've been at loose ends lately."

Sea Monster

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

Fast Food Fly-Thru

Sea Change.

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'