Sea Creature Aficionado T-Shirts

Thirsty Fish.

"Cut down on plastics."

'I have an underactive omega 3 gland.'

"Half-and-half, please!"

Octopus Charades

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

Leak in the fish tank.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Shark infested custard!

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

Whale Piñata.

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

Stop Human Footing

Sea Monster

Sea Change.

Fast Food Fly-Thru

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

'No, you can't keep it! Now, you put that thing back from wherever you found it!'

Two divers sword fighting under water with swordfish

"...and here's where we ran out of Latin."

'Who says I'm beached?'

The Seahoover

"The sign said 'No Shoes, No Service.' This could be a long wait."

'She's left herself go: She has barnacles everywhere now...'