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'Dad, there's a whaler under my bed!'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Neptune

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

Leak in the fish tank.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Shark infested custard!

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

Did you find our menorah?

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

Sea Change.

"I've been at loose ends lately."

Fast Food Fly-Thru

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Sea Monster

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

Stop Human Footing

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."