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'Dad, there's a whaler under my bed!'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

Neptune

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Leak in the fish tank.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Shark infested custard!

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'They call me Portugese Man of War, but I'm really just a jellyfish of love.'

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

'Your secondhand smoke is giving the hermit crab a hacking cough!'

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

Did you find our menorah?

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

Sea Change.

Fast Food Fly-Thru

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

Stop Human Footing

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

"I've been at loose ends lately."

Sea Monster

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'