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'I feel like all our meals are real watered down.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Leak in the fish tank.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'Your secondhand smoke is giving the hermit crab a hacking cough!'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

Whale Piñata.

Sea Change.

Stop Human Footing

Fast Food Fly-Thru

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

Sea Monster

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

"...I've only got four pairs of hands you know"

'Don't worry Darling, they're scientists'

Two divers sword fighting under water with swordfish

'No, you can't keep it! Now, you put that thing back from wherever you found it!'

The Seahoover

'She's left herself go: She has barnacles everywhere now...'

'We've discovered a new breed of shark tat has evolved is dorsal fin to disguise itself,'

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