Sea Animal Aficionado T-Shirts

'I feel like all our meals are real watered down.'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

Leak in the fish tank.

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

Whale Piñata.

Stop Human Footing

Sea Monster

Sea Change.

Fast Food Fly-Thru

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

"...I've only got four pairs of hands you know"

"The sign said 'No Shoes, No Service.' This could be a long wait."

Victorian Royal Navy

The Seahoover

'Who says I'm beached?'

'Don't worry Darling, they're scientists'

Two divers sword fighting under water with swordfish

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."