Sea Life Lover Mugs

'Compulsive gambling.'

"We all live in a tub of margarine..."

"You see, if we learn to swim upside down, they won't see us coming..."

Octopus Painting Wall.

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

'You've changed since we got married.'

Fish Pedicure

"I still remember my first frenzy."

'Bottle nose! Bottle nose!'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'It's a SCUBA tank: I can stay submerged for more than an hour with it!'

'If I don't catch something soon I'm going home!'

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

A Walrus moustache.

Shark food pyramid.

'If you put your ear to them you can hear the land.'

Russian snorkelling club.

"I hardly recognized you without makeup."

"What's up -ain't you ever seen a bar cod."

'We have met the anemone... and he is us!'

'Ooh, that one comes with a side dish!'

'Paralimpets.'

Jacques Cousteau.

'I'll have a Martini, Jack. Extra dry.'

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

'Hank, you've got food on your face. No, no, other side.'

'I'm divorcing you...and I want custody of the squids.'

Liposuction: Help Wanted.

Lets push tentacles he says Lets push tentacles! NOW look at the mess we're in...

I've discovered that smart doesn't make you popular: Cool does...

Society of Mollusc Breeders.

'Yeah, Pilot-Fish is a great job, but you tend to see some gruesome stuff during feeding frenzies...'

"Wow, that's too bad, it's the opposite for me: People are ecstatic when I swim towards them..."

"That is disgusting! I warned you not eat that trumpeter!"