Aquatic Life Admirer Gifts

'It's done wonders for my self-esteem.'

'Ever get the feeling that you're being watched?'

"Maybe we’ll get back together one day."

"I may not be part of your social circle, but I am part of your ecosystem!"

Water scarcity

'Krill small talk' 'The bottom of the food chain is nothing to be ashamed of. In fact, we're very, very important.'

"It's been a long day and I'm tired. Let's just stay at the next place that's open."

Clam Therapy.

"You're on Facebook, huh? Nice! What's a face?"

Otter Tattoos

Piranha Trophy

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

'Alcoholidaze: Drink like a fish...swim like a drink!'

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

'I started smoking because I figured - eh - why not? I deprive myself of oxygen anyway.'

'Wanna see something funny? Watch what happens when I cut that tube.'

Whoa, you guys gotta try stretching - it feels fantastic.

One part of me loves cats. Another part, not so much.

Ok, I know a sarcastic slow clap when I hear one.

Piranhaclaus

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"They're so like us."

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Dolphin friendly tuna

"She's just being Koi."

"Scuba cow"

"He was a sea rescue."

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

How Swordfish Are Born

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"