Aquatic Adventures Fanatic Gifts

Yeah, at first he just wanted to swim with us.

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Seagiraffes

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Bring your own inflatable.

Lazy Octopus

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Artifishial Intelligence

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'Come out with your fins up!'

Fish with a human in a bowl.

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

"I think it loves us."

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Golf Clubs Underwater.

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

A school of fish.

'Distracting the fish.'

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

Two sharks, one says to the other' There's a child in me just trying to get out...'

Dolphin

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Aquatic Thrill Seekers