Aquatic Adventures Fanatic Pillows

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Seagiraffes

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Bring your own inflatable.

Lazy Octopus

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Artifishial Intelligence

'Come out with your fins up!'

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"I think it loves us."

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Golf Clubs Underwater.

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

A school of fish.

'Distracting the fish.'

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

Dolphin

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Two sharks, one says to the other' There's a child in me just trying to get out...'

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.