Aquatic Adventure Lover Pillows

'He's coming back, Bob! Abort mission! Repeat! Abort mission!'

"He chases submarines."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Seagiraffes

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Bring your own inflatable.

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Lazy Octopus

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"They're so like us."

'Come out with your fins up!'

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

Golf Clubs Underwater.

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'Distracting the fish.'

"You overwatered the plant, again."

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

Two sharks, one says to the other' There's a child in me just trying to get out...'

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

"I think it was good for me. Was it good for you?"