Lover Of Aquatic Adventures Pillows

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

'Ta da! Sailing in a row-boat!'

Seagiraffes

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Bring your own inflatable.

Lazy Octopus

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"They're so like us."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'Come out with your fins up!'

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

Golf Clubs Underwater.

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'Distracting the fish.'

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

"I think it was good for me. Was it good for you?"

"You overwatered the plant, again."

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

Two sharks, one says to the other' There's a child in me just trying to get out...'

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

'I hope this is catch and release!'

Making fun of Starfish.