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"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

'Ta da! Sailing in a row-boat!'

Seagiraffes

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Bring your own inflatable.

Lazy Octopus

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"They're so like us."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'Come out with your fins up!'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

Golf Clubs Underwater.

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'Distracting the fish.'

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"You overwatered the plant, again."

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

Two sharks, one says to the other' There's a child in me just trying to get out...'

"I think it was good for me. Was it good for you?"

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

'I hope this is catch and release!'

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

'And in addition it seems that he has been eating some of the other children'.

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."