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"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

"As I was only saying the other day..."

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

Contended beaver nurses a full stomach having eaten the captains wooden leg.

Alexander Hopson, retired submarine Commanding Officer.

A Heavenly Sight (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

"Same ship, different day."

"Have you got an immoral compass? We're looking for a night of fun!"

A Tale of the Sea

Solemn reference is made to Mr. Bunsby

So Lonely 'Twas (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

Mermaid luring pirates to their death

'Nothin' to worry about, girly. The sugar will rot all his teeth out by the time he gets to us.'

Flying Dutchman

Octo-Pirate

HMS Pinafore

Gladstone attempts to force Irish Church Suspensory Bill

Neptune and the Titianic

Castaway's bad luck.

"Are you lookin' at my bird?"

Sailors eating a mermaid

Old boatmen impressing children with made up stories about having been a smuggler

Ink floating in a paper boat

My brother's a surgeon.

Industry and Idleness - The idle apprentice turned away and sent to sea.

Ship's officers blaming each other for boat sinking.

'We're still not moving!'

'Perhaps it'll come back when the tide's out.'

"Hey - you're over the limit. Throw me back."

'Will you knock off the 'rub - adub - tub' stuff!'

"Well, he's definitely pirated that lyric"