Nautical Fairy Tale Fan Gifts

'Perhaps it'll come back when the tide's out.'

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Here be dragons.

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"Why didn't one of the bears just call 9-1-1 and have that girl arrested for trespassing?"

"Well, that one got away."

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

'I'm retiring soon and looking for something more comfortable...like a loafer.'

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

Storm in a magic lamp.

'It was romantic before we had kids. Build some stairs.'

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

"Don't worry your majesty, they can't see you, this is a one way mirror."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Bathroom Fairy

'He said he won't give me a new heart unless I change my lifestyle.'

'The roof needs icing.'

"At a certain point, I bring them back."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”