Nautical Fairy Tale Fan Gifts

'Perhaps it'll come back when the tide's out.'

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Here be dragons.

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"Why didn't one of the bears just call 9-1-1 and have that girl arrested for trespassing?"

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"Well, that one got away."

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"The whole time we were dating, he kept saying, 'You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man!"

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

'I'm retiring soon and looking for something more comfortable...like a loafer.'

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

"I knew we'd eventually catch him. He can't run and run as fast as he once did."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Bathroom Fairy

"Rapunzel's gone punk."

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

Storm in a magic lamp.

'It was romantic before we had kids. Build some stairs.'

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

"Don't worry your majesty, they can't see you, this is a one way mirror."

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.

'The roof needs icing.'

'He said he won't give me a new heart unless I change my lifestyle.'

"Name your sources."

"At a certain point, I bring them back."

'My name is Mrs. Horner. My son Jackie stuck his thumb into a hot pie and burned it.'

Goldie Locks and the three beers.