Nautical Novel Lover Prints

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

Pirate School: 'Today mateys we are going to study the three aarrrsss.'

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

"Port outbound, starboard home."

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

"The back flip was a nice touch."

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

A writer goes sailing.

Alexander Hopson, retired submarine Commanding Officer.

Small Ads. For Sale :- 'Navy Pram'.

Shakespeare begins a play about a ship's captain and a white whale... and realizes he's never even been on a boat.

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

Have a very piratical Birthday

'This is a dolphin friendly boat.'

'And the poop deck isn't what it sounds like!...We've got a jon boat for that!'

Solemn reference is made to Mr. Bunsby

'What?! I barely touched him! He's pulling the old flopperoo!'

'Well what do you know? There really is plenty of kitsch in the sea!'

'A middle seat?! Just my luck!'

"Same ship, different day."

'If you were a carp where would you go?'

"How much to insure my artifical leg?"

A writer sails on the water chased by editing shears.

"Yes, it's me, Captain Nemo. I've gone corporate."

"Dammit, he's adorable!"