Nautical Nerd Gifts

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

"It's just not been the same since the visit from the Health & Safety Officer."

Pirate's Eye Chart.

'Attention!! All hands on deck!'

Pilates of Penzance.

'Dinner at 11 o'clock.' 'Roger that.'

Affectionate whale

'I'm tired, but it's a good tired.'

Scrutiny on the Bounty

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

"You seem like just the kind of guy who would be right at home in one of these fjord explorers."

'The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with!'

Sailor with a wooden leg leaves his rowboat tied to a pier that is labeled with a disabled parking sign.

'Cap'n Ahab, Sir! Starbuck wants to know if you fancy a coffee.'

"Call me Ishmael, - or Fish Meal, if I fall overboard."

As a lad, Christopher Columbus was convinced that his bed was round and only gave up due to head injuries.

Fisherman catches swimmer.

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

Bring me the sail maker!

Queequeg: Master Harpoonist and Social Director, USS Pequod.

Pirate school.

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Oceanographers Go Home

'A team meeting in 20 minutes seems appropriate.'

'Don't go higher, there's a cold current...'

"I didn't say you were hard of herring, I said hearing."

Really Early Vikings

Beluga Cruise Lines ensured that its ships would never lose power.

Lighthouse Bulb Replacement

Caution Wet Floor

Pirates go blind.

'Caution wet deck'

"I used to have tattoos. They're a lot easier to get than to have removed."

TITANIC CRUISES: 'Maybe changeing our name would help business.'

"I got a swiss army hook!"