Nautical Nerd Mugs

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

"It's just not been the same since the visit from the Health & Safety Officer."

'Attention!! All hands on deck!'

Pilates of Penzance.

'Dinner at 11 o'clock.' 'Roger that.'

Affectionate whale

Sailor with a wooden leg leaves his rowboat tied to a pier that is labeled with a disabled parking sign.

'I'm tired, but it's a good tired.'

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

'The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with!'

Scrutiny on the Bounty

Lighthouse Bulb Replacement

Really Early Vikings

Oceanographers Go Home

Queequeg: Master Harpoonist and Social Director, USS Pequod.

"Call me Ishmael, - or Fish Meal, if I fall overboard."

'Cap'n Ahab, Sir! Starbuck wants to know if you fancy a coffee.'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

As a lad, Christopher Columbus was convinced that his bed was round and only gave up due to head injuries.

'Don't go higher, there's a cold current...'

Caution Wet Floor

"I didn't say you were hard of herring, I said hearing."

Beluga Cruise Lines ensured that its ships would never lose power.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

"I used to have tattoos. They're a lot easier to get than to have removed."

'Hey, Shelly had bad days too. Wasn't much of a sailor, either.'

Fisherman catches swimmer.

'A team meeting in 20 minutes seems appropriate.'

Bring me the sail maker!

Pirates go blind.

TITANIC CRUISES: 'Maybe changeing our name would help business.'

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

Pirate school.

'Caution wet deck'

Titanic has sign that reads 'How's my driving?'