Navigational Nerd Gifts

'It's about 4 miles as the man drives.'

Vat Nav

Point of no return: 'I told you that stupid GPS was defective. Should've returned it when we still had the chance.'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

The Dubloon Stops Here

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

When laundry ruled the waves.

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Battery Lighthouse

Pirate

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Lost around a military base.

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

Department of Nanotechnology

Pirate eye test

Recalculating!

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

"Awwwk! Mutiny is a go! Pass it on! Awwk!"