Nerd Navigator Gifts

Adult Games.

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

Lost around a military base.

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Department of Nanotechnology

Recalculating!

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

Nethead strip: Speak binary

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

Women who Read Too Much

Confused drivers

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

'Well, dammit, I say he should stop and ask someone!'

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

Dog Book Club

"You might have time left for one more book, but only if it doesn't require and lot of research."

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

'I blame it on the GPS-System myself: Hardly anybody gets lost around here anymore...'

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

Meet Zelda Wisteria, author of the book 'Leap, and the Net will Appear!'