Nerd Navigator Gifts

Adult Games.

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

Lost around a military base.

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Department of Nanotechnology

Recalculating!

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

Nethead strip: Speak binary

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

Women who Read Too Much

Confused drivers

'Well, dammit, I say he should stop and ask someone!'

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

"You might have time left for one more book, but only if it doesn't require and lot of research."

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

'I blame it on the GPS-System myself: Hardly anybody gets lost around here anymore...'

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

Dog Book Club