Nervy Navigator Gifts

"In two miles, psychologically prepare yourself to make a left across four lanes of incoming traffic."

'You could work at any fortune 500 company... Why have you applied at our little shop?'

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Barcode Dreams

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

Department of Nanotechnology

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

Nethead strip: Speak binary

A dream of consequence

"I'm an agnostic now that I've started having self doubts."

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

Women who Read Too Much

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

"I'm not saying a horrible creature lives under your bed."

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

Dog Book Club

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

"You might have time left for one more book, but only if it doesn't require and lot of research."

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

'Hello Doctor. I'm Ed Shannon and these are my neuroses.'

Meet Zelda Wisteria, author of the book 'Leap, and the Net will Appear!'

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

Doom & Gloom