Neurotic Navigator Gifts

'Sit tight — I'm going to call for backup.'

"Right foot, left foot, inhale, exhale, right foot..."

'Are you having a mid-life crisis?', 'Let's hope so.'

'Rich and neurotic...I'll schedule you for twice a week.'

An Industrial Inferiority Complex. '... Nobody likes me ... other industries are better than me ... I'm only slightly neurotic.'

"My problem is I obsess over whether I worry enough."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Department of Nanotechnology

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

"I'm an agnostic now that I've started having self doubts."

Nethead strip: Speak binary

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

'Hello Doctor. I'm Ed Shannon and these are my neuroses.'

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

Man at door of Think Tank sees signs Closed Now a Thought Tank.

'Every time I go on an ego trip, I get hijacked by terrorists!'

'Yes, he's neurotic - It's a common condition with neurologists.'

Death By Mattress

"Stop telling me how well you did on the written."

'Maybe YOU'RE projecting!'

From the tournament of neuroses parade

"ADHD is a chronic condition marked by an inability to focus attention for an extended perio. . ."

'My date last night was a 10. Of course, I'm using the binary system.'

'Nobody believes a word I say!' 'Oh, come now!'

'Why can't I ever lead?'

'You could work at any fortune 500 company... Why have you applied at our little shop?'

Pick Your Own Neuroses

"Lately life is just a bed of neuroses."

Jocasta Mothering.

"Now, right over here there's going to be some congestion, so get off I-95 and take the Hutchinson River Parkway."

'Oh, come on — nobody can feel that inferior.'

'Don't let it bother you - heck, some people think I'm nuts!'

'Well, he still has his neuroses, but at least I cured his insomnia.'