Neurotic News Navigator Gifts

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

Newspaper suicide.

'I'm in the den, mom, reading the newspaper for my social studies class.'

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

Corporate Greed.

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

"I'm an agnostic now that I've started having self doubts."

Fake News - Tabloid News - State-run News - Free Press

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

I'm in the den mom, reading the newspaper for social studies class.

'Hello Doctor. I'm Ed Shannon and these are my neuroses.'

'That damn racial scandal.'

"This is not good at all!"

"D'you have any porn porn?"

'Here's veteran pundit Edwin Shrock to sound off og whether any other pundits actually know what they're talking about...'

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

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'Trading was active in rumors, today...'

'Forget about 'who,what,when,where,why,how'...Instead 'Will it sell papers...attract advertisers?'

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

Self made dictator Putin

Mitch McConnell

"My problem is I obsess over whether I worry enough."

Death By Mattress

"You know our 'Never-Overwhelm-The-Reader' policy. Your story is irrelevant, trivial and stupid but not irrelevant, trivial and stupid enough."

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.

"Papers late again, Murphy?"

'Every time I go on an ego trip, I get hijacked by terrorists!'

'Yes, he's neurotic - It's a common condition with neurologists.'