Neuroticism Navigator Gifts

Jocasta Mothering.

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Department of Nanotechnology

If business gets any worse I'll have to start laying off relatives.

Nethead strip: Speak binary

"I'm an agnostic now that I've started having self doubts."

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

"I love it when you quote my blog back to me."

'Hello Doctor. I'm Ed Shannon and these are my neuroses.'

'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.'

'Every time I go on an ego trip, I get hijacked by terrorists!'

Death By Mattress

"My problem is I obsess over whether I worry enough."

'Yes, he's neurotic - It's a common condition with neurologists.'

"Stop telling me how well you did on the written."

Horses are nervous animals. . .

'Maybe YOU'RE projecting!'

'Are you having a mid-life crisis?', 'Let's hope so.'

From the tournament of neuroses parade

"ADHD is a chronic condition marked by an inability to focus attention for an extended perio. . ."

'Egomania, you say? How on earth did you diagnose me so quickly?'

'My date last night was a 10. Of course, I'm using the binary system.'

'Sit tight — I'm going to call for backup.'

'You could work at any fortune 500 company... Why have you applied at our little shop?'

"Right foot, left foot, inhale, exhale, right foot..."

Pick Your Own Neuroses

'Nobody believes a word I say!' 'Oh, come now!'

"Lately life is just a bed of neuroses."

'Well, he still has his neuroses, but at least I cured his insomnia.'