Neurological Navigator Gifts

"Welcome to the Tourette Foundation's ceremonial swearing in of our new president."

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

"I'm an agnostic now that I've started having self doubts."

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

'Hello Doctor. I'm Ed Shannon and these are my neuroses.'

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

Number Phobia.

"Oh shut up."

'Yes, he's neurotic - It's a common condition with neurologists.'

'Every time I go on an ego trip, I get hijacked by terrorists!'

Man at door of Think Tank sees signs Closed Now a Thought Tank.

Death By Mattress

"My problem is I obsess over whether I worry enough."

"Stop telling me how well you did on the written."

"ADHD is a chronic condition marked by an inability to focus attention for an extended perio. . ."

'Maybe YOU'RE projecting!'

From the tournament of neuroses parade

'Are you having a mid-life crisis?', 'Let's hope so.'

Pick a direction.

'Sit tight — I'm going to call for backup.'

"Right foot, left foot, inhale, exhale, right foot..."

Pick Your Own Neuroses

'You could work at any fortune 500 company... Why have you applied at our little shop?'

"Lately life is just a bed of neuroses."

Jocasta Mothering.

'I never know which side to start on.'

Swerving and arguning lane