Cerebral Navigator Gifts

Man at door of Think Tank sees signs Closed Now a Thought Tank.

The Life of Pi

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

The Escape Key

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

Surfing alien.

SOE (South Of Earth)

Number Phobia.

Ask your mother computer.

'Yes, he's neurotic - It's a common condition with neurologists.'

Angst - Zeitgeist.

"My problem is I obsess over whether I worry enough."

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

"... Now, turn left and go in a straight line for 60 trillion miles."

"Stop telling me how well you did on the written."

A Higgs Bosun

Heavenly Ships

'Are you having a mid-life crisis?', 'Let's hope so.'

Philosophy Department - Are You Really Here?

"ADHD is a chronic condition marked by an inability to focus attention for an extended perio. . ."

"I just spotted the brightest star. . . I'm Sirius!"

"We need to find more stable housing."

Tattoo - brain diagram

Star versus UFO...

It was after her third failed attempt at deciphering the captcha that Rachel began to suspect...

"Why do I feel so angry about feeling guilty about feeling embarrassed about feeling scared?"

"You'll get a lot of head injuries but, on the plus side, you won't remember any of them."

'Location, location, location.'

'Sit tight — I'm going to call for backup.'