Science Navigator Gifts

A Higgs Bosun

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"I am not asking for directions."

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

Better times ahead.

Titanic: How's my steering.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Battery Lighthouse

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

Fishing direction sign.

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

'sugar and spice my eye.'

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

The Escape Key

"This translation app isn't working."

Canadian Canoe.