Space Navigator Gifts

"This is my stop. May I be released?"

"You are here"

While playing fetch, Beasle inadvertently set back interplanetary relations for millennia.

You are here.

'Your OTHER left, dummy!'

"We're running low on Lithium Power, Captain! I've flipped them around and now I'm rubbing them but they've not got much juice left!"

Airlines

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

The Escape Key

"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."

Goose checking his GPS.

'Listen son-if God had wanted us to fly he would have given us air tickets.'

You are Here

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

SOE (South Of Earth)

Surfing alien.

'Geez, what's with the delay?'

Hot air ballon, but with the ballon replaced by a thought bubble.

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

Ask your mother computer.

"... Now, turn left and go in a straight line for 60 trillion miles."

Oceanographer

"Houston - we are landing in the crater now. . . on first viewing, this planet looks uninhabited. . ."

'Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs!'

FAA man letting planes out of bird cage

unravelling your mind