Space Navigator Mugs

"This is my stop. May I be released?"

"You are here"

While playing fetch, Beasle inadvertently set back interplanetary relations for millennia.

You are here.

'Your OTHER left, dummy!'

"We're running low on Lithium Power, Captain! I've flipped them around and now I'm rubbing them but they've not got much juice left!"

Airlines

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."

The Escape Key

Goose checking his GPS.

SOE (South Of Earth)

'Listen son-if God had wanted us to fly he would have given us air tickets.'

Surfing alien.

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

'Geez, what's with the delay?'

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

You are Here

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

Hot air ballon, but with the ballon replaced by a thought bubble.

Oceanographer

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

"Houston - we are landing in the crater now. . . on first viewing, this planet looks uninhabited. . ."

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

"... Now, turn left and go in a straight line for 60 trillion miles."

Ask your mother computer.

'Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs!'

FAA man letting planes out of bird cage

unravelling your mind