Satellite Navigator Mugs

"We wanted to make the system more human."

'Yes, Lewis and Clark, I'll giude you."

'This is your Global Positioning System speaking. Turn right at the next light and go into the mall. I need new batteries.'

Goose checking his GPS.

'The global positioning system says we're on the border between middle class and lower middle class.'

'I'm homeless, sir, so I REALLY need to buy a GPS.'

'My sat/nav is playing up,is this the M25....?'

"We Europeans must finally take responsibility for ourselves! Tomorrow we replace the damn US-made sat nav!"

"My GPS got an upgrade...if you argue with it, it REALLY tells you where to go!"

Captain in a storm

"Mind the whale, dear."

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'Are we there yet?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

Goldfish bowl on raft...

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

'Slip Ahoy!'

"Touché"

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

Saved...life is good!

Titanic: How's my steering.

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Moustached gentleman

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

A Couple in A Speedboat.

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'