Satellite Navigation Mugs

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

"Err..Hello?..Wilsons Car Sales? I'm having a little teething trouble with the satellite navigation system"

'You can laugh all you want, but since I bought this 'GPS' system, I haven't beached myself once!'

Never get lost again! Introducing the Track Mapper - a navigation device for directionally challenged runners.

'We're lost... I knew I shouldn't have listened to your directions!'

'I'm homeless, sir, so I REALLY need to buy a GPS.'

Thug takes dog badger baiting with 'Set Nav'.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"How did I get here so quickly? Bat-nav."

"My GPS got an upgrade...if you argue with it, it REALLY tells you where to go!"

Captain in a storm

"Mind the whale, dear."

'Are we there yet?'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'Slip Ahoy!'

"Touché"

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

Moustached gentleman

Titanic: How's my steering.

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Saved...life is good!

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

A Couple in A Speedboat.

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."