Satellite Navigation Pillows

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

"Err..Hello?..Wilsons Car Sales? I'm having a little teething trouble with the satellite navigation system"

'You can laugh all you want, but since I bought this 'GPS' system, I haven't beached myself once!'

Never get lost again! Introducing the Track Mapper - a navigation device for directionally challenged runners.

'We're lost... I knew I shouldn't have listened to your directions!'

'I'm homeless, sir, so I REALLY need to buy a GPS.'

Thug takes dog badger baiting with 'Set Nav'.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"My GPS got an upgrade...if you argue with it, it REALLY tells you where to go!"

Captain in a storm

"Mind the whale, dear."

'Are we there yet?'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'Slip Ahoy!'

"Touché"

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

Titanic: How's my steering.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Moustached gentleman

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Saved...life is good!

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

A Couple in A Speedboat.

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.