Sea Navigation Pillows

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

The fate of the emigrant

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Captain in a storm

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"Mind the whale, dear."

'Are we there yet?'

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

The Lost World: You are Here

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"Recalculating route..."

"Admit it, we're lost."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'