Sea Navigation Gifts

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

The fate of the emigrant

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Captain in a storm

'Are we there yet?'

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"Mind the whale, dear."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Recalculating route..."

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

The Lost World: You are Here

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'