Maritime Navigation Gifts

Lighthouse Bulb Replacement

Lighthouse

Suez canal blocking.

"I've reduced our carbon footprint and replaced all our bulbs with energy efficient low wattage ones."

'What do you mean, we've got to go back because you forgot to switch on the lights?'

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

'Thank goodness you're here!'

"The foghorn is broken."

What really happened on the EVER GIVEN

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

The fate of the emigrant

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Captain in a storm

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Mind the whale, dear."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

When laundry ruled the waves.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'Are we there yet?'

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"Admit it, we're lost."

The Lost World: You are Here

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"Recalculating route..."

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."