Maritime Navigation Pillows

Lighthouse Bulb Replacement

Lighthouse

Suez canal blocking.

"I've reduced our carbon footprint and replaced all our bulbs with energy efficient low wattage ones."

'What do you mean, we've got to go back because you forgot to switch on the lights?'

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

'Thank goodness you're here!'

"The foghorn is broken."

What really happened on the EVER GIVEN

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

The fate of the emigrant

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Captain in a storm

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

When laundry ruled the waves.

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

'Are we there yet?'

"Mind the whale, dear."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"Admit it, we're lost."