Satellite Navigation Buff Pillows

"I thought it was an error. THE GPS said 'time to destination 23 months'."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

Lost around a military base.

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Recalculating!

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

'You can laugh all you want, but since I bought this 'GPS' system, I haven't beached myself once!'

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

Goose checking his GPS.

'Well, dammit, I say he should stop and ask someone!'

'I blame it on the GPS-System myself: Hardly anybody gets lost around here anymore...'

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

"Let's stop and ask directions at Alpha Centauri, I said, but oh no, Mister clever stalks knows the way alright!"

'Because only men can believe than 1 inch equals a mile.'

You Are Here

Exit/Missed it/Next Time Listen To Your Wife!

2Recalculating..."

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

Recalculating!

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

Looking at You Are Here Map "How do they know?"

'Alright then, I'll admit it... we might be lost!'

'Backseat driver...'

"Didn't I tell you to buy a GPS?"

"First of all, how did you even get on this road?"

"What's with the book of Sat-Nav pictures?"