Sat Nav Fanatic Pillows

Voice of GPS: 'Recalculating...'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

'This really is the road less traveled. I can't find it on my Google Map.'

"This one's the anti-collision computer and that one's the GPS..." "But there's no room for me!"

G.P.S. for Poor Math Students

"The GPS is extorting money off me. It won't give me directions until I put money in its account."

"Recalculating."

Fake Out! You are 300 miles from Dulles Airport! Hahah!

Sat Nav: G Spot?

"Oh no - the sat-nav's gone. How can we find the hotel now?"

Recalculating!

"I thought it was an error. THE GPS said 'time to destination 23 months'."

Lorry driver goes through woman's living room: 'Sorry for the intrusion, love ... blame the sat nav.'

Intelligent Navigation Device...

If you're reading this, your sat nav system has failed.

Aliens outside coffee house, one says: 'This is great, we never end up in hicksville towns since we got sat nav.'

Fat Nav

"I could have gone to Eton but I never had the Sat Nav."

You Are Now Officially In The Middle Of Nowhere: "Signal, is lost."

"Next time, forget the breadcrumbs and just ask for directions."

'Just think, dear - with the GPS up front and my mother in the back, you can be nagged in stereo!'

"Damned Sat Nav!"

'Hope this thing's right.'

"Do I put Google Maps on driving or walking directions?"

'In your price range I can rent you my wife and a foldout map.'

The Inevitable Navigation System: 'You have arrived at your destination.'

Sid suddenly realized that when he asked his GPS for the way to Cliff's house, he forgot the word house.'

The trips gone to Hell - 'Excuse me sir, we seem to have lost our way...'

'We're lost... I knew I shouldn't have listened to your directions!'

'Our SatNav says it's a scenic roundabout.'

"In 187 cubicles, turn right and the exit will be on your left."