Sat Nav Junkie Pillows

"This one's the anti-collision computer and that one's the GPS..." "But there's no room for me!"

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

'This really is the road less traveled. I can't find it on my Google Map.'

Voice of GPS: 'Recalculating...'

G.P.S. for Poor Math Students

"The GPS is extorting money off me. It won't give me directions until I put money in its account."

Fake Out! You are 300 miles from Dulles Airport! Hahah!

Sat Nav: G Spot?

"Recalculating."

"Oh no - the sat-nav's gone. How can we find the hotel now?"

Lorry driver goes through woman's living room: 'Sorry for the intrusion, love ... blame the sat nav.'

"I thought it was an error. THE GPS said 'time to destination 23 months'."

Intelligent Navigation Device...

If you're reading this, your sat nav system has failed.

"Next time, forget the breadcrumbs and just ask for directions."

Never get lost again! Introducing the Track Mapper - a navigation device for directionally challenged runners.

'Just think, dear - with the GPS up front and my mother in the back, you can be nagged in stereo!'

Aliens outside coffee house, one says: 'This is great, we never end up in hicksville towns since we got sat nav.'

You Are Now Officially In The Middle Of Nowhere: "Signal, is lost."

"I could have gone to Eton but I never had the Sat Nav."

Fat Nav

Man driving in tree to wife: 'I think we're lost.'

'In your price range I can rent you my wife and a foldout map.'

"Do I put Google Maps on driving or walking directions?"

"Damned Sat Nav!"

'Hope this thing's right.'

The Inevitable Navigation System: 'You have arrived at your destination.'

The trips gone to Hell - 'Excuse me sir, we seem to have lost our way...'

"In two miles, psychologically prepare yourself to make a left across four lanes of incoming traffic."

'Our SatNav says it's a scenic roundabout.'