Sat-nav Devotee Pillows

"Oh no - the sat-nav's gone. How can we find the hotel now?"

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

'Backseat driver...'

"This one's the anti-collision computer and that one's the GPS..." "But there's no room for me!"

"The GPS is extorting money off me. It won't give me directions until I put money in its account."

Sat Nav: G Spot?

"Recalculating."

Lorry driver goes through woman's living room: 'Sorry for the intrusion, love ... blame the sat nav.'

Intelligent Navigation Device...

If you're reading this, your sat nav system has failed.

Queen of Hearts with Sat Knave.

"Next time, forget the breadcrumbs and just ask for directions."

Aliens outside coffee house, one says: 'This is great, we never end up in hicksville towns since we got sat nav.'

'Just think, dear - with the GPS up front and my mother in the back, you can be nagged in stereo!'

You Are Now Officially In The Middle Of Nowhere: "Signal, is lost."

"I could have gone to Eton but I never had the Sat Nav."

Man driving in tree to wife: 'I think we're lost.'

'Hope this thing's right.'

"Damned Sat Nav!"

'In your price range I can rent you my wife and a foldout map.'

The Inevitable Navigation System: 'You have arrived at your destination.'

The trips gone to Hell - 'Excuse me sir, we seem to have lost our way...'

"In two miles, psychologically prepare yourself to make a left across four lanes of incoming traffic."

"In 187 cubicles, turn right and the exit will be on your left."

'We're lost... I knew I shouldn't have listened to your directions!'