Satnav Enthusiast Pillows

Two flies at a flower.'You and your stupid rubbish SAT NAV!'

'In your price range I can rent you my wife and a foldout map.'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

"...and it comes with sat-nav, which as you can see the previous owner used all the time."

'Sounds like another sat nav mistake, you had better put the kettle on dear!'

"We need to get over ourselves and ask for directions!"

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

Man crawling in desert finds sign reading 'Ignore your satnav'.

"GPS wants me to stay put."

'Oh, so when I asked you if I should make a left and you said 'right', you meant as in correct... yeah, I totally misunderstood that.'

Second Chance Exit.

"This one's the anti-collision computer and that one's the GPS..." "But there's no room for me!"

'Excuse me - Which way is Southwestern North Carolina?'

Tourist follows an arrow over a cliff.

"The GPS is extorting money off me. It won't give me directions until I put money in its account."

'In two meters turn left!'

Sat Nav: G Spot?

'Kid, you flunked the driving test. But you get high marks in audio system tuning, cell phone fumbling, and GPS fiddling.'

Recalculating!

'I see you used the sat nav to get home.'

"Oh no - the sat-nav's gone. How can we find the hotel now?"